tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79264212027588609312024-03-08T22:35:36.835+08:00SchizoManiaTheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-38859878105344226022009-11-13T21:52:00.001+08:002009-11-13T21:52:56.755+08:00Sigh....<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Missed my chance...<br /><br />I'm such an idiot...<br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-84640568517157955602009-09-19T23:16:00.002+08:002009-09-19T23:45:18.636+08:00Facepalm<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Hmmm...Been a while since I posted...<br /><br />Subconscious: Damn straight!<br /><br />Maybe a few philosophical musings? As a starter-up for this blog, of course.<br /><br />Violence: Whatever, as long as I can kill...Something.<br /><br />Alright then, let's get started shall we? Something basic, maybe, like human nature and the like? Or...Something deeper.<br /><br />Treachery: Whatever...*Snore*<br /><br />...You're ruining the moment.<br /><br />Treachery: What moment?<br /><br />The armchair in front of fireplace moment. That really philosophical and deep moment. The moment which you guys are not able to appreciate fully.<br /><br />Anyway...Back to the grey and white studio, I guess.<br /><br />Humans are retarded.<br /><br />I agree, maybe partially because I'm a misanthrope, or maybe because Humans ignore the fact that our existence is meaningless.<br /><br />Seriously. However hard we try to achieve supremacy, we will all end up in the same place, in the same state.<br /><br />Either,<br /><br />a) Dust<br />b) 6 feet under<br />c) Fragments.<br /><br />Either of the three. Take your pick.<br /><br />Life, technically, has no true meaning. There's only two, or three stages. Depends on your fate.<br /><br />You live<br />You work<br />You die.<br /><br />End of story.<br /><br />Deeper meaning? I don't think so.<br /><br />Maybe people think the signs of having meaning in life is religion, or occupation, or being super lucky.<br /><br />Nah, Those are just circumstantial evidence.<br /><br />Heh, maybe I'm fatalist, or existentialist.<br /><br />Maybe I'm just insane.<br /><br />~Schizo<br /></span></span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-64935170508366530482009-09-05T00:32:00.002+08:002009-09-05T00:43:56.118+08:00Being your kid =/= Totally understanding me<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">You see, that's the problem with most parents.<br /><br />They think that if you are their kid, they know you inside out.<br /><br />And that's bullshit. Total, utter bullshit.<br /><br />Alright, my mom gave me a lecture on my 'problems.<br /><br />a) My lack of emotions<br />b) My unwillingness to help around the house<br />c) Me being illogical by accusing them of stuff.<br /><br />She thinks me being borderline emotionless is me trying to be cool.<br />...<br />Okay, what?<br />I'm not trying to cool. That's because in Primary School, I was pretty much the butt of all jokes. It's a natural thing. Being emotionless means never being hurt, or never showing it at least, so it's harder for people to know what gets to you.<br /><br />She says my unwillingness to help around the house is because I'm uncaring.<br />That's...Partially right.<br />But the main reason is that I'm afraid to mess things up. I hate being wrong.<br /><br />And me being illogical?<br />FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I FREAKIN' PREACH LOGIC!<br /><br />She wants me to ask my 'conscience' (Emo: He's been disposed of, by the way) about what I do. The problem is that I'm more than likely to rationalize to make myself right, so it doesn't work. It's human nature.<br /><br />Oh...<br /><br />And she thinks Samuel, my sister, and basically everyone else is better than me.<br /><br />Then fucking adopt them, throw me out, who gives a shit, definitely no one would care, eh?<br /><br />Heh. The one problem I had with that was her not saying it out straight. She tried to hide it by twisting her sentences...But I can see through it.<br /><br />It's so obvious.<br /><br />And the final straw was saying that I don't understand the songs I listen to.<br /><br />That really added napalm to the fire.<br /><br />I do understand. I research everything. I know what I listen to, I know what I say, I know what I do.<br /><br />Knowledge before Action. Catchy, yea?<br /><br />Subconscious: Ooo...Ego took another hit.<br /><br />Yea, thought so.<br /><br />One-week holiday now.<br /><br />Somehow I wish there was school. I'd rather be with my...Friends than my family. At least they know me more.<br /><br />What's really amazing is that I never met face-to-face one of my closest friends.<br /><br />School seems so much warmer and friendly than home now. Maybe it's because people there actually um...Know me better?<br /><br />And any teacher reading this...Better don't tell my parents.<br /><br />Or bad, bad, bad things will happen.<br /><br />-SCHIZO-<br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-71303871485077053092009-08-11T08:18:00.003+08:002009-08-11T08:20:05.301+08:00....Damn it...<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Okay, Muscle cramps, no freaking problem.<br /><br />Diarrhea. I can take it!<br /><br />If you give me both at one time though...Geez. That hurts. A lot.<br /><br />Luckily I've got appropriate meds, so I don't have to go see a doctor. But still. I must have some really bad luck. Hopefully God can answer some questions.<br /><br />God?<br /><br />Hello?<br /><br />...You don't really like me, do you?<br /><br />~Schizo<br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-14772073630232401512009-08-07T23:09:00.002+08:002009-08-07T23:13:40.115+08:00NDC '09<span style="font-style: italic; font-family: trebuchet ms;">Let me say this once and for all.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">I am not a patriotic person.<br /><br />Anyway, this year's NDC was okay, I guess. Entrepreneurship fair and all that...At least I contributed, even if it was just running from school to Sheng Siong and back to get stuff. Ah well.<br /><br />Singing of National song is alright...I'm not really big on patriotic songs.<br /><br />Anyway...<br /><br />Can anyone see my deteriorating sanity?<br /><br />Or is it just me? I don't know. It's like my mind is splintering, breaking into multiple smaller psyches. <br /><br />~Schizo...Maybe for real.<br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-44448706213750143802009-07-30T19:27:00.002+08:002009-07-30T19:31:12.416+08:00Back from Hiatus<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Fine, I didn't update in a long time.<br /><br />Can't blame me for not having anything to complain about. I mean, this blog is like a list of complaints, from god, to the government, to the world in general.<br /><br />So I decided to sit down and do nothing except play Sins of a Solar Empire.<br /><br />Btw, I SUCK at Demigod. I'm better with those thinking, armchair-general strategy games.<br /><br />Ego: I'm bored.<br /><br />Subconscious: So am I.<br /><br />Emo: Me too.<br /><br />Optimism: *Gagged and thrown into a river*<br /><br />Violence: Well, that was our last entertainment option.<br /><br />Treachery: Yea....=(<br /><br />Hey, I'm tired. At least I passed my 2.4, eh?<br /><br />Anyway...<br /><br />Tomorrow is auditions for the Destiny awards thing...<br /><br />Gonna go and practise.<br /><br />~Schizo<br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-84682280523981797522009-07-21T22:05:00.002+08:002009-07-21T22:14:41.015+08:00Gentle-What?<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Okay, just gotta get this out:<br /><br />Samuel told me that I was a gentleman.<br /><br />And that's really bugging me.<br /><br />AM I LOSING MY INSANE/EVIL PERSONA!?<br /><br />Goddamn it...Ah well, if I am, hopefully it becomes those...You know, in stories, the Evil Gentleman? The Gentleman-Thief? No?<br /><br />Screw you. Actually, no. Screw this.<br /><br />Anyway...<br /><br />I really have no idea why I wanna be evil in the first place. Maybe I shouldn't aim so high(low?) And go for moderately bad. Then start from there. Yea, start slow, then wham! Before I know it, I'm nuking some place already.<br /><br />That would so work.<br /><br />Anyhoo...<br /><br />Do you know anyone who would voluntarily buy a Hitler Gnome?<br /><br />~Schizo<br /><br />Logic: ZOMG!!! SHORT POST!<br /><br />Subconscious: What the fuck is this!?<br /><br />Ego: It's the end, I tell you, it's the FUCKIN' END!!!!!!!<br /><br />Optimism: Hey guys...I need to take attendance. Insanity escaped, and while he's being tracked down, I need to check who's dead or dying.<br /><br />Ego: Okay...Lessee...Me, Logic, Subconscious, Emo, Pessimism, Treachery, Violence, Schizo, Psycho's in a corner crying, Feminine side.<br /><br />Feminine side: Um...<br /><br />Logic: We know you're too small to be noticed. Shut up. We hate you.<br /><br />Feminine side: =(<br /><br />Logic: ...Don't give me that look.<br /><br />Ego: Anyway...Optimism, Despair...<br /><br />Despair: I'm back!<br /><br />Subconscious: You were never here in the first place!<br /><br />Despair: Give me some credit, why don't you! >=(<br /><br />Violence: Up yours, hick!<br /><br />Ego: Continuing...Hatred...I think that's it.<br /><br />Hatred: I hate you all. And I hate it that Insanity is pointing a giant OMG worthy lazor at us. I hate him too.<br /><br />Ego: ...What...?<br /><br />Subconscious: Oh shit.<br /><br /><br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-65909330494532700092009-07-15T23:20:00.002+08:002009-07-15T23:28:20.228+08:00Dear Diary,<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">If I slash other people, am I emo?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Sorry Fatin, for accidentally stabbing you in the back...Literally. I'll try to resist the urge to draw my shiv from now...I hope. Depends whether Violence is restrained or not.<br /><br />Treachery: Um...About that...<br /><br />Bullshit.<br /><br />Ah well.<br /><br />Anyway...<br /><br />Ever feel like your life is going down the toilet, the same toilet everyone craps in?<br /><br />Just asking. I mean, seriously, 'Going down the toilet'? Where the hell did that come from? I'd love to be there when they thought of the term.<br /><br />Person1: Hey, you saw what happened?<br />Person2: I dunno, it was like, fwoosh! And then BAM! And then KRAKOOM! And then nothing!<br />Person3: Man...That sucks. Must've been a trip down the toilet for them.<br />PErson4: That would be some serious shit.<br /><br />Really. >><br /><br />Ah well.<br /><br />Life has it's ups and downs, I guess, and I'm experiencing the down bit. Damn Sine Graph life. Hopefully things will look up, but first, I have to work on myself.<br /><br />-Kill Insanity<br />-Get over Social disorder<br />-Get social skills<br />-Stop being a knifing addict<br />-Resist the urge to kill<br />-Stop being a loud, obnoxious douche.<br />-Learn to shut up<br /><br />I can do all those, but it's gonna take time, like, Insanity is now somewhere I don't know, and that's a really, really bad thing.<br /><br />Subconscious: Alright, Delta team is taking the left flank, Echo is right. We'll move in down the center. 4 meter spread, silencers on. Comb the damn place.<br /><br />...Good thing they're on it.<br /><br />Logic: This is Echo, zilch here.<br /><br />Emo: This is Delta...SHIT! WE'VE GOT CONTACT! SEND...ARGGgggHHH!!!<br /><br />Subconscious: ...I did not hear that.<br /><br />...<br />...<br />...<br /><br />Ever feel like everyone hates you?<br /><br />Just curious.<br /><br />~Schizo<br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-604878598876906612009-07-05T16:42:00.002+08:002009-07-05T17:34:08.699+08:00Um...Um..Um....<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Okay, so I didn't update in ages.<br /><br />Sue me.<br /><br />...<br />...<br /><br />DON'T.<br /><br />Anyway, just a quick note: I'm not dead, contrary to popular belief.<br /><br />Only my conscience is dead. See? I got Violence to shoot him in the head, then Insanity escaped and pushed him off a conveniently placed cliff.<br /><br />Makes sense. TRUST ME.<br /><br />Or don't, whatever.<br /><br />You know what I hate?<br /><br />Mood Swings.<br /><br />They can make you seem pretty bastardy.<br /><br />Hey, New word!<br /><br />B-A-S-T-A-R-D-Y<br /><br />Anyway...Remind me to kill my emotions.<br /><br />Like, Bang and they're dead. VIOLENCE!<br /><br />Violence: Yes...?<br /><br />Kill Anger, Sadness, Happiness and the rest of the Emotions gang for me. Get your 'Mafia' of two.<br /><br />Violence: What's in it for me?<br /><br />Hmm...Maybe Insanity would be more than enough persuasion...<br /><br />Violence: Fuckkit. We comply.<br /><br />I knew you would.<br /><br /><br />ANYWAY, on an unrelated note....<br /><br />YEa, I heard Michael Jackson died. Sad, yes, a blow to the pop community, maybe...<br /><br />Party at his house, which was supposed to be his funeral....NO.<br /><br />I don't care whether he was a pedophile, a pervert, has enough plastic for him to be recycled or is an overall fucktard.<br /><br />You don't hold parties at people's deaths.<br /><br />Unless it happens to be someone like Hitler.<br /><br />Then yes.<br /><br />But anyone else, no.<br /><br />Ah well...<br /><br />'Only in America can you be born a poor black kid and die a rich white woman.' - Roflrazzi.<br /><br />That's sorta true.<br /><br />Except that MJ's not a woman...I think.<br /><br />Ah well, shan't insult the dead any further.<br /><br /><br />Oh well<br /><br />I hereby decree this post endeth!<br /><br />Subconscious: Nothing happened...<br /><br />Aw, come on!<br /><br />Logic: Still nothing...Ooo...-1 to Ego.<br /><br />...<br /><br />Ego: Dude...I just lost an arm...I think that's bad, man?<br /><br />Subconscious: No one's caring.<br /><br />Ego: Come on, you guys love me! =)<br /><br />Logic: You smell that?<br /><br />Subconscious: Yes, it's that pungent scent of...<br /><br />Ego: Of what?<br /><br />Logic: >=) Bullshit.<br /><br />Subconscious: Hell yea.<br /><br />~Schizo<br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-26503935466117858342009-06-16T01:51:00.002+08:002009-06-16T02:05:35.380+08:00Not another one of these....<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">Shi No Numa.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Imperial Japanese Zombies, Hellhounds, largest Cod: WaW Zombie map in the whole game.<br /><br />And we got our ass handed to us on a plate. Couldn't even get pass level 9. I guess we need some practice, and maybe memorise the layout and stuff...<br /><br />But damn!<br /><br />The hellhound levels are really, really fast-paced. They spawn inside the building with you, and unless you got a shotty, MG or a spray and pray weapon, you're dead.<br /><br />Anyway, back to the normal bloggeh.<br /><br /><br />Schizo: Hey, Psycho...<br /><br />Psycho: Ugh...What?<br /><br />Schizo: Can you check if I'm still breathing?<br /><br />Guys, I told you, 10 hours gaming in my head was a bit too much. I stopped at 8 hours and was already knackered.<br /><br />Psycho: Can't...Feel...Legs...<br /><br />Logic: Ah! Ze perfect time for zis operation! Igor! We've zgot vork to do!<br /><br />Logic, stuff the accent, Ego, you're not Igor. You two, go find something else to do.<br /><br />Ego: Yesh....<br /><br />Yawn...It's 2 am, I'm physically tired, but I can't sleep, so I'm here writing crap for you guys to read.<br /><br />See? I'm nicer than you think.<br /><br />Alright, maybe I wouldn't think twice before stabbin' you in the back, but...<br /><br />You get what you get!<br /><br />After all, a psychopathic Schizo is nothing to laugh at! Hehehehehehehe...<br /><br />Violence: He's lost it...Again.<br /><br />Treachery: Have you tried looking behind the sofa? I swore I left it there the last time...<br /><br />Pessimism: Got it! Not that it's gonna help much....=(<br /><br />Ah, much better.<br /><br />Methinks I'd better get some sleep before I really, really, really lose it...Again. OPTIMISM! I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!<br /><br />Optimism: I'm going to die but I'M SO HAPPY!!!!<br /><br />Great, we're all insane. I'm knackered, see you guys in...8? 9? 10 hours?<br /><br />I dunno, or anywhere in between...<br /><br />~Schizo<br /><br />Insanity: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!<br /><br />Trachery: Tranq dart, going in! *Kapew!*<br /><br /><br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-28022212215879024812009-06-13T15:21:00.005+08:002009-06-13T21:52:42.087+08:00Wait....What?<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Alright, I know I hadn't updated in a while<br /><br />In a long while<br /><br />In a long, long, long while.<br /><br />Fine.<br /><br />You gonna complain? Go to the...Uh...Complaints...Department?<br /><br />Subconscious: It's just Treachery and Violence in a suit sittin' at a desk, with a huge gun.<br /><br />Yea, funny we don't get much complaints.<br /><br />Anyway...Don't know if you've heard this song called 'Lullaby for a Dead man', it's really cool, but I have no idea who's it by, cause it's the theme song for CoD: WaW Nazi Zombies.<br /><br />Anyway, I tabbed it out. Go ahead, try it, if it's inaccurate, comment on this-<br /><br />Schizo: Or use the tagbox.<br /><br />Yea, and that.<br /><br />Psycho: Hey guys!<br /><br />Schizo: Piss off, you little git.<br /><br />Psycho: ...Prick.<br /><br />Guys, I told you, one more argument and I'll sic insanity on you two. 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I-----------------------------------------------------------------------I<br />G I-----------------------------------------------------------------------I<br /></span></span></span></span><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;" ><span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">D I-15--------------------------------------------------------------------I<br />A I----18---18-16-16-18/20\18-16-13-------13--14/16/24b~--------I</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;">E I-------------------------------------------13--------------------------I<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">-Final Chorus RHYTHM- X4</span><br /><br />e I-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I<br />b I-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I<br />G I----------------------6-6-6-6--5-5-5-5--------------------------------------------------------------I<br />D I-8-8-8-8--3-3-3-3--6-6-6-6--3-3-3-3--8-8-8-8--3-3-3-3---13-13-13-13--14-14-14-14--------I<br />A I-8-8-8-8--3-3-3-3--4-4-4-4--3-3-3-3--8-8-8-8--3-3-3-3---13-13-13-13--14-14-14-14--------I<br />E I-6-6-6-6--1-1-1-1------------------------6-6-6-6--1-1-1-1--11-11-11-11--12-12-12-12---------I<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">-Post-Chorus RHYTHM-</span><br /><br />e I--------------------------I<br />b I--------------------------I<br />G I-------------------------I<br />D I-8-8-8-8--3-3-3-3-----I X3<br />A I-8-8-8-8--3-3-3-3-----I<br />E I-6-6-6-6--1-1-1-1-----I<br /><br />LEAD plays CHORUS LEAD for first 2 times of FINAL CHORUS then switch to INTRO until end of song.<br /><br />~Fin<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Yea, And that's about it.<br /><br />ANything wrong, tell me, if not, have fun, comment if you want to...<br /><br />And yea, cheers<br /><br />~Schizo<br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-75439562042341125622009-06-01T08:47:00.002+08:002009-06-01T08:49:05.693+08:00Schizo is DOWN!<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Ugh....I got a bad sore throat...<br /><br />Can barely talk. ><<br /><br /> Guess I won't be able to go for the Sec three camp. Can't decide whether that's a good or bad thing. <br /><br />Dammit. <br /><br />Got a massive headache to boot. Going to sleep more now...<br /><br />~Schizo </span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-50494662982157799672009-05-29T20:31:00.003+08:002009-05-29T20:42:21.576+08:00NOT EMO Also my 100-ish post.<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Okay, let me just say, I am not emo.<br /><br />And this is my 100th post...Or thereabouts. Yay for me actually writing shit and crap 100 times. And yay you for actually reading them.<br /><br />I am not emo, once again.<br /><br />I'm only schizophrenic, insane, depressed and maniacal.<br /><br />Except scratch the last two. And the first one, and replace it with Schizoaffective disorder.<br /><br /><br />Anyway...<br /><br />Tomorrow is Samuel's b-day party.<br /><br />Okeeaay...<br /><br />Can't write about something I haven't experienced yet, so not going to. But I think I can expect someone getting thrown into the pool.<br /><br />Oh, it's not me.<br /><br />I'm going to slip and fall into the pool. There's the difference, ya see.<br /><br />Subconscious: We're trying to solve your inner ear problem, boss.<br /><br />There wouldn't have been a problem is SOMEBODY didn't fire a stinger there.<br /><br />Violence: Hey, I tripped.<br /><br />Treachery: Yea, right. You had it pointed at me!<br /><br />Violence: It was a coincidence, I swear.<br /><br />Ha, I'll believe you in hell.<br /><br />Anyway....<br /><br />I dunno.<br /><br />This is Schizo. OUt<br /><br /><a href="http://gssq.entori.net/detritus/nyps.htm">Go to this site. It's about my primary school. I swear, some things never changed.</a><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-29755473426070386682009-05-21T23:30:00.002+08:002009-05-21T23:39:27.567+08:00Okay, ranting is over<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Alright. Time for something more humorous.<br /><br />So, I went to youtube and looked up more videos by FluffeeTalks.<br /><br />And one video got my attention, it's really disturbing, to some, maybe.<br /><br />TO me, it's just so ridiculous that it's funny. Try searching for weird news articles, you're bound to find a few.<br /><br />Like:<br /><br />FISH SWIMS IN PENIS<br /><br />MAN IMPALED THROUGH ANUS BY 30 CM LONG SPIKE<br /><br />TREE GROWS IN LUNG<br /><br />I swear, those are all true. I'll get around to them sooner or later. More likely later. You know, cuz I'm lazy and shit.<br /><br />Anyway, the one that I heard about, and really got me thinking was this:<br /><br />POTATO GOES UP MAN'S ANUS (Title may be different, but you get the point)<br /><br />How the fuck do you get a potato up your ass, aside from doing it for sexual pleasure. I mean, come on!<br /><br />The guy allegedly fell on the Potato...And it got shoved up his ass. He fell on the potato after falling backwards from putting up curtains.<br /><br />I think you should know how the potato went up his hole.<br /><br />Hanging up curtains while naked: Retarded.<br /><br />...<br />...<br />...<br /><br />I think you got the implication.<br /><br />He was hanging up curtains NAKED. That meant he was standing up naked while covering TRANSPARENT window panes.<br /><br />God........<br /><br />Schizo: Damn straight.<br /><br />Subconscious: Hey, Logic, you still there?<br /><br />Logic: Yea, why?<br /><br />Emo: ....<br /><br />Violence: I heard that.<br /><br />Logic: Oh, him. On it *Revs chainsaw*<br /><br />Anyway......<br /><br />People who robs stores or people should have to be smart. You can't be an idiot robber. I mean, idiot robbers are those who fall asleep while stealing cars.<br /><br />Or those who tries to rob stores with a STAPLER.<br /><br />And those teenage car thieves who crap their pants (Literally) when trying to steal a car...A police car...With the officer in it.<br /><br />Geez. The world needs more smart people.<br /><br />~Schizo<br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-58772817962348898112009-05-21T17:40:00.002+08:002009-05-21T17:59:54.803+08:00God Must Hate Me<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">When my life feels like it's getting better...<br /><br />It will always find a way to make it crap. ALWAYS. My life sucks. Screw you, at least you have your highs. Mine are all lows.<br /><br />This year's mid-years are finally the exams where I felt confident that I would pass all, and pass well.<br /><br />Well, fucking guess what? I passed, but all low passes, and I failed at least 1 subject so far. Damn it, it just makes the failure in life hurt more. Screw you, god.<br /><br />Then today was NAPFA. I thought I could, you know, pass. Then after the first round, I started having pains in my chest, my lungs were straining and weirdest of all, my vision sorta had these black moments.<br /><br />Then I failed.<br /><br />AGAIN.<br /><br />FOR THREE FUCKING YEARS, I'VE NEVER, EVER, FUCKING PASSED THAT DAMN 2.4.<br /><br />I'm Not a long distance runner, 100-200m, sure, I can, 2.4km, no freaking way.<br /><br />Sure, call me a wimp, sissy, little bastard, see if I care. I can take over three hits to the solar plexus, ten to the lower arm, two to the collar bone and five to the stomach, with three blisters on my feet and still keep going.<br /><br />I hate my life.<br /><br />It sucks. Hard. There's nothing good about it. When I came home, I felt naturally pissed. So I was talking in a more irritated voice, which is already good enough. Naturally, I'd be cussing, shouting and....More swearing.<br /><br />And guess what, my mom had the nerve to say, "Well, maybe you should get off your butt and start exercising."<br /><br />*Blink*<br /><br />I don't know what to respond to this....How about...<br /><br />HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR FUCKING ASS IN THE MIRROR LATELY!? IT'S HUGE.<br /><br />Come to think of it, I've never seen her exercising. She calls cleaning the house and doing housework her 'exercise.' Goddamn, sure, that's exercise...If you do it consistently. GEEZ, you are not consisten with housework, otherwise we wouldn't have mount everest as a clothing dump.<br /><br />Hey, and turns out that's my fault too, for not helping.<br /><br />Well, guess what? I tried helping once and you asked me to fuck off. Those bins holding the clothes in? Yea, I built them. That sofa bed? Built by yours truly. The lamp? Wired up and assembled by me.<br /><br />Well, except one of the bins. Come on, I'm human. I need a break. I spent nearly a whole day during my 2006 december holidays making those. So I thought maybe my mom could take on of the bins. Nothing too complicated, hammer work all the way.<br /><br />Hey, she complained. Hey, my dad got pissed at me.<br /><br />Hey, blame the kid. Always works. Always the best way out, just shift the blame to someone who can't shift it anymore.<br /><br />And then I can't voice my anger to them. It's always a 'I'm your mother and you should respect me!'<br /><br />Sorry, buddy, that doesn't work anymore. True, I should respect you. That doesn't mean I should have to take your crap and never be able to voice it out! I can't even talk to my parents anymore! I never know what's safe and not to talk about.<br /><br />And yet they want to know why I don't communicate with them.<br /><br />Fuck this shit.<br /><br />They never say it, but I know they are very disappointed in me. Why? I have a sister that outshines me. I don't blame her.<br /><br />I blame my parents who has seen perfection and won't settle for anything less.<br /><br />Except my dad. He's cool.<br /><br />You know what? I've had it with this shitty life.<br /><br />Some people live to change the world.<br /><br />Some live to do great things<br /><br />Hell, some even live to do evil.<br /><br />I'm here just to show people how not to live their lives. A warning symbol, if you like.<br /><br />God, I hate you. Everyone says you're benevolent, but I don't think so. I don't even think you exist anymore. I used to think that maybe you did, felt good that there might just be someone watching over you.<br /><br />Not anymore. I discovered the hard way that there's no one watching over anyone. It's a cruel world out there, and you just have to fend for yourself.<br /><br />Again, God, I hate you. You made my life a living hell.<br /><br />And I'm going to show you that's not going to break me. I'm better than that.<br /><br />~Schizo<br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-51641929390404031602009-05-19T00:32:00.000+08:002009-05-19T00:39:33.123+08:00New MSN Screenie. The world's ending.<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">I changed my MSN screen name, it's a bloody miracle!<br /><br />I know!<br /><br />It's now not Catastrophic System Failure. That wasn't as catchy as I thought it would be. It's now Schizophrenia.<br /><br />And of Tagboards I shall be known as Schizo. So take note, and don't freaking bash the guy who tags as Schizo.<br /><br />With that outta the way....<br /><br /><br />COW TURD PARALYZES MAN FROM NECK DOWN.<br /><br />Heard this one form my tuition friend, who heard form this Vlog on Youtube. Called Fluffietalks. Look it up. Guy's fucking hilarious.<br /><br />Anyway, apparently a cow was being airlifted when it decided to take a crap. That crap fell and hit someone in the head and paralyzed him from the neck down.<br /><br />Now, that's either<br /><br />a) Karma was being a bitch<br />b) Wrong place, wrong time<br />c) He was Unlucky.<br /><br />I mean, it's not like I can just walk out there and get hit in the head with bird crap and get paralyzed from the neck down, right?<br /><br />Dude must have been like<br /><br />"Hey, look, what's that, SHIT! *Get's hit*"<br /><br />Dammit, he should've gone out in a more dignified manner. Getting hit in the head by cow shit and paralyzed from the neck down, that's God messing with you. Or the Grim Reaper was bored. Depends on how you look at it.<br /><br />Dying because you sky dived, landed on somebody, survived and was run over by a truck...Now that's death.<br /><br />In fact, that's retarded.<br /><br />Schizo: Hey, Subconscious, watcha up to now?<br /><br />Subconscious: Nothing much. Let's go locate and kill feminine side again.<br /><br />Schizo: ...Cool. Let's roll.<br /><br />Ignore those two.<br /><br />Anyway,<br /><br />Signing off.<br /><br /><br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-27883047851979990982009-05-16T20:02:00.000+08:002009-05-16T20:11:42.934+08:00Um..Yea...<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">Yea, yea, I didn't post in a looooong time.</span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />Sue me.<br /><br />Actually, don't. Screw this. Anyway, what happened today....Hmmm...<br /><br />I woke up-<br /><br />>><br /><<<br /><br />HA! GOTCHA! You didn't really think I was really going to tell you what happened today, right? If I did, then I might as well write a diary and post it to everyone in the damn world.<br /><br />Anyway...<br /><br />Right.<br /><br />Logic: What's right?<br /><br />Emo: Not you!<br /><br />Violence: Shit! SECURITY BREACH! TREACHERY! HIT THE GUNS!<br /><br />Treachery: Hitting guns, aye, aye.<br /><br />Emo: ...I should just keep quiet...<br /><br />Optimism: This is Waco Two-five...We have bogey in our sights...Opening fire...<br /><br />You guys entered the gaming section of my brain, didn't you?<br /><br />Logic: We might have. SUPPRESSING FIRE!<br /><br />Emo: GO, MY MINIONS!<br /><br />Depression: Yes, my liege.<br /><br />Could you guys tone it down a bit, I'm trying to blog.<br /><br />Optimism: I got sights on multiple SAM batteries. Until you take them out, I cannot provide close air support, over.<br /><br />Violence: SAM Batteries, noted. All troops, take those bastards out!<br /><br />Tone it down, not make it worse, you douches.<br /><br />Hatred: This is Alpha Tank Company, rolling in to assist.<br /><br />Now you're just over-doing it.<br /><br />Violence: FIRE!<br /><br />That's it. I'm imagining....A nuke. A lot of nukes. And all heading towards you all.<br /><br />Subconscious: I get to be the nukes! Yay me!<br /><br />Violence: Fine, fine. We desist. C'mon guys, lets go shoot Emo.<br /><br />Emo: Yea! Wait, what!? NOOOOOO-*Gagged*<br /><br />Much better.<br /><br />Anyway...<br /><br />Shoot I lost my train of thought.<br /><br />Violence: Who pressed the Short-Term memory button!?<br /><br />Hold on. I'll post later.<br /><br />I need to implode my brain.<br /><br />~CSF<br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-4053192964715010522009-05-07T21:45:00.000+08:002009-05-07T21:54:17.282+08:00Exams, Exams, Exams. I hate you.<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">Okay, here's the thing.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">I study usually at night, that's when I'm at my freshest. I'm freaking nocturnal. Alright, I'm in my room taking a break. My mom comes in and asks "DId you study your social studies?"<br /><br />OF course, I replied in my usual 'Yes, Ya, did that already."<br /><br />Then the dreaded question. The very, very, very wrong question.<br /><br />"Do you think you can pass?"<br /><br />Now how the hell do you expect me to answer that? SS is my worst subject, second only to Chinese. If I say 'Ye', and fail, I can expect a whole month at least of nagging about it.<br /><br />If I say 'no', it will make her force me to study more. And I swear, one more look at my SS textbook and I will explode.<br /><br />So I decided to stay silent. Hey, maybe it's the best answer. After all, it's neutral. It doesn't imply anything.<br /><br />Then, she says, "Why suddenly the silence? Not sure is it?"<br /><br />Damn it. Damn it.<br /><br />Thank god she left my room. Things were about to fly. Sharp things.<br /><br />Emo: Like my new machete.<br /><br />Violence: Look, as much as I like to hurt you, it takes the fun out when you hurt yourself.<br /><br />Subconscious: Or is that the point?<br /><br />Emo: ....Damn it.<br /><br />Say, anyone know where I can get a gun to shoot myself in the foot so I can skip exams?<br /><br />...What?<br /><br />~Caesium Flouride<br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-12447867509212204992009-05-04T19:51:00.000+08:002009-05-04T19:55:52.234+08:00*Blink Blink*<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Two days without sleep.<br /><br />Not a good idea...All I had to keep myself awake was dragonforce tunes blasting on full volume through my head phones.<br /><br />Okay, the sound did keep me up.<br /><br />On an unrelated note, I think my hearing just got worse. Damn that volume control!<br /><br />Ah well, at the very least I got my SS and PoA homework down.<br /><br />Tomorrow has PoA...Ugh...BEtter pack, assuming I don't zip my own hand into my bag.<br /><br />...<br /><br />Shit.<br /><br />SHIT!<br /><br />FUCKING HELL!<br /><br />WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY PoA STUFF!? DAMMIT! WHERE'S MY WORK!?<br /><br />Ah well, just paper one. I can get it done by tonight.<br /><br />I WILL DO TILL NEXT MORNING IF I FUCKING HAVE TO!<br /><br />HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!*Faints*<br /><br />Subconscious: Sleep deprivation. Not a good thing.<br /><br />Emo: Ah well. We learn something new everyday. Hey, did you know that Pessimism could be taken apart limb by limb?<br /><br />Pessimism: I don't think that goes there. The arm goes into the socket closes to the chest area...Whatever that's called.<br /><br />Violence: The scapula? Eh, I'm sure the arm goes here.<br /><br />Treachery: No, no....What about that third arm?<br /><br />Subconscious: ...You guys are idiots.<br /><br />~CSF<br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-12987227617024598942009-04-29T20:00:00.001+08:002009-04-29T20:24:21.525+08:00Exams? Phhft<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">The idea for exams is...How should I put it...F...Fu...Fu-something....<br /><br />Fundamentally flawed. Yes, that's it. Damn you for thinking something else.<br /><br />Okay, you give us a stack of 4-20 sheets of paper stapled together to complete in a specified amount of time, and will be graded.<br /><br />If you pass, it's, "Yay you. Have fun."<br /><br />If you fail, it's, "OMIGOSH! YOU ARE SOOOO FUCKED UP IN YOUR FUTURE! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE~!!!!!!"<br /><br />...Yea. That's very encouraging. You get an A1 for raising our morale, exams.<br /><br />And by A1, I mean F9.<br /><br />You know? Instead of getting papers back, we're better off with a slip of paper going:<br /><br />"Hey, guess what? You passed. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. So um...Keep it up, 'cause there's tons more coming your way. Cheers"<br /><br />Or<br /><br />"Hey, you failed. Who knew? Anyway, since you failed, your life is going to end in tears, I just know it. Sucks to be you. You're a complete and total loser. Get over it, 'cause there's more coming your way."<br /><br />Just thought I'd give myself a voice to this matter.<br /><br />Cheerio<br /><br />~CSF<br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-36512531609082968272009-04-19T20:08:00.000+08:002009-04-19T20:32:14.838+08:00Stuff happens!<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">Wrong place, wrong time...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Isn't that the most common excuse ever?<br /><br />Or was it wrong place, right time?<br /><br />Never mind.<br /><br />Okay, another rant post. What the hell is with people and the need to have a common hate?<br /><br />In pri 5, that common hate was me. And there was no reason for that hate either. What the hell?<br /><br />It's like:<br /><br />Moron: Let's find someone to hate!<br />Moron2: But who?<br />Moron3: Damn....How bout him over there?<br />Moron: Hmm...Okay!<br /><br />You know? Those morons deserve a bullet to the brain. And also an incendiary device to their face.<br /><br />Maybe a knife to the heart, just in case...Some necromancer shows up and turns them into sparkly vampires.<br /><br />I can stand normal vampires, they're cool.<br /><br />But sparkly vampires? No freaking Way.<br /><br />I mean, if a vampire walked up to me on the streets at night, that would be freaky, but normal.<br /><br />Now, if some random moron walks up to you in broad daylight and says 'Your blood smells purdy...Lemme drink'. I think instead of running away, they're going to whip out a goddamn gun and blow his/her brains out.<br /><br />What Stephenie Meyers was thinking when she wrote Twilight, I do not know. Nor do I want to.<br /><br />Anyway...<br /><br />Here's something I thought up of while playing Empire: Total war. Some thing about the fact that sometimes losses are like exaggerated.<br /><br />Soldier: Damn...We Lost.<br />Soldier2: But how?<br />Soldier3: They kicked our ass, that's how.<br />Soldier: But they had 120 guys. We had 1,230.<br />Soldier2: Something's a bit off....<br />Soldier: Damn straight!<br />Soldier3: Screw that auto resolve!<br /><br />Short, might not be that funny, but thought I'd voice it out.<br /><br />Anyhoo...<br /><br />Seeya.<br /><br />~CSF<br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-28793597468104794162009-04-14T22:53:00.000+08:002009-04-14T23:31:46.855+08:00Sudden shocks and Listing dreams<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">Yeaa...<br /><br />Okay. Turns out when I get angry, Violence takes over. So a little chat with the duo first, sorry.<br /><br />Alright, I know you two are partners in crime but your senseless rampages have got to stop.<br /><br />Violence: Look, man, when you get angry, I get some fun with your motor skills. Like stabbing something.<br /><br />I know, I know, it's kind of fun, but it freaks people out.<br /><br />Anger: So? Social skills is locked up in the cupboard.<br /><br />It's been three years....How did he eat? Go to the toilet? Drink?<br /><br />Violence: ...He needs those?<br /><br />Gawd. Let him out.<br /><br />Anger: But-<br /><br />INSANITY! CONVINCE THEM!<br /><br />Violence: Alright, alright, we'll comply.<br /><br />Geez...<br /><br />Social Skills: LIGHT! I FINALLY SEE THE LIGHT! Alright, now on to the basics of being social and a people person-<br /><br />PUT HIM BACK IN! PUT HIM BACK!<br /><br />Violence: Yes sir!<br /><br />Alright then, now, can I have your word that when Anger takes over, you, Violence, don't become the co pilot?<br /><br />Violence: No.<br /><br />Insanity...<br /><br />Violence: Yes, maybe, best I can give.<br /><br />I'll take it.<br /><br />Say...What are you guys playing for my dreams?<br /><br />Subconscious: Going to school, it's a classic.<br /><br />Well, can you stop, it's gonna make me late for school one day.<br /><br />Ego: We always have 'Story of your alter ego'...<br /><br />It might help, what else you got?<br /><br />Emo: 'Being an emo bastard.'<br /><br />Ack, that's a really bad one. I give it a 5 outta a hundred. 5 for trying.<br /><br />Logic: -<br /><br />SHUT UP.<br /><br />Anything else?<br /><br />No?<br /><br />Subconscious: We could try digging into the library, see what we find. I heard they've got 'Transformers'<br /><br />Aw, that's a great flick.<br /><br />Logic: I think they have 'Mythebusters season 4' as well.<br /><br />Cool!<br /><br />For tonight, try the 'Story making' dream, kay?<br /><br />Subconscious: Alright, as soon as we find the visualiser in this mess.<br /><br />Logic: I thought I told you to take out the damn thrash!<br /><br />Emo: I did that last week! Ask Optimism, he's always game!<br /><br />Optimism: HOORAY! TAKING OUT THE THRASH! YEEHAW! YAAAAAY!!<br /><br />Emo: See?<br /><br />Ego: Someone clear the table! And get the popcorn!<br /><br />Well, g'night.<br /><br />Subconscious: Shhhhhh!<br /><br />Fine. Lights out.<br /><br />~CSF<br /></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-88398324524258944862009-04-13T23:17:00.000+08:002009-04-13T23:26:21.524+08:00Oh I...Do not see.<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">What's with people and the stereotype that sleeping in class is bad?<br /><br />Sure, we miss a few probably important pointers, but if we try to stay awake, we won't be alert enough to concentrate anyway, either way, we don't get what you're saying.<br /><br />...<br /><br />Okay, random rant over. Thanks for the attention.<br /><br />You know? I've had it with this.<br /><br />This lousy, f#@%ing retarded blaming of computers for causing deaths.<br /><br />Sure, a few people died playing games, but it's not like the game creators intended for that to happen, right?<br /><br />Advertising guy: Hey! Our game is so good, apparently people forgot to live!<br />Advertising guy: Let's put it in our ad!<br /><br />...Or maybe not.<br /><br />Look, it's not the computers fault that people are dying from gaming. It's not like the computer's gonna go 'PLAY! PLAY!' and put a freaking gun to your head.<br /><br />That would be interesting, though.<br /><br />But, that's not happening. It's the idiots who play the games that causes the deaths.<br /><br />Gamer: Yes! I beat the 174 hr of nonstop gaming record!<br />Gamer: Oh no! I forgot to breathe three hours ago! *Dies*<br /><br />That's just retarded.<br /><br />It's like guns. It's not guns that kill people, people do.<br /><br />Wait...The guns help though.<br /><br />Bad analogy.<br /><br />Okay, it's not the Sun that gives skin cancer, it's the idiots who sun tan 64 hours straight that get the skin cancer.<br /><br />See? It makes sense.<br /><br />Speaking of suntanning, isn't the idea fundamentally flawed? I mean, people for some reason wants to appear dark. The trade off is the risk of skin cancer.<br /><br />Idiot: Ohes Noes! I got skin cancer!<br />Idiot: Then again, I look prettier.<br /><br />Bad trade off. Really bad.<br /><br />If you wanna appear dark, splash black/brown paint on yourself for fucks sake.<br /><br />Then again, you would absorb so much heat that you would overheat to death.<br /><br />FUN.<br /><br />No, not really.<br /><br />~CSF<br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-34813657515342309122009-04-10T16:59:00.000+08:002009-04-10T17:11:27.980+08:00Rewriting History....Sort of.<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">Well, I've been playing Empire: Total War.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">It's bloody addictive, I dunno how many times I conquered the damn known world already. And also rewriting history. That's always fun.<br /><br />The Swedish empire? In my version, it got conquered by the Austrians.<br /><br />The United States of America? In my version, it never formed.<br /><br />I mean, history is important. I like it a lot.<br /><br />Go history!<br /><br />But after a while, it's fun to look at the what if's.<br /><br />So Sweden had to be annexed. Also Poland, Lithuania, Spain and France. So now I have Austria as the World's only superpower.<br /><br />Just played a battle with the Russians against the United Provinces. Guess what? Apparently having your cannons firing indiscriminately does not help. >><br /><br /><br />Anywaaaay...<br /><br />Not feeling too well today, can't go for the TKD BBQ. =(. But I'm being forc-I mean made to go to WCP to eat dinner. Either that or starve.<br /><br />Damn.<br /><br />Emo: What?<br /><br />Violence: What did I say about speaking?<br /><br />Emo: What? Shit-NO! PLEASE! DON'T SHOOT!<br /><br />Subconscious: *Smacks Emo with an aluminum baseball bat* That wasn't shooting.<br /><br />Violence: C'mon man, you did that twice already. Lemme use my Grenade launcher for once.<br /><br />Where the heck did you get a grenade launcher?<br /><br />Violence: Uh....7/11?<br /><br />Logic: What?<br /><br />And don't use it. One, it's damaging to my mind. Two, it doesn't look Swooshable.<br /><br />Violence: What the hell is swooshable?<br /><br />It doesn't look cool or aesthetically pleasing. Also it doesn't look like it can go 'SWOOSH!'<br /><br />Violence: It's a 'Boomable' then.<br /><br />Makes no sense.<br /><br />Violence: What!? How does swooshable makes sense?<br /><br />Hey! There are a lot of Topics on Swooshability. It's an important and major subject!<br /><br />Violence: What are you talking about!?<br /><br />Aerodynamics, moron.<br /><br />Screw this.<br /><br />I'm gonna go take over the world again.<br /><br />~CSF<br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7926421202758860931.post-39680720971089551312009-04-04T20:29:00.000+08:002009-04-04T20:39:52.721+08:00Lub dub<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">TaeKwonDo grading tomorrow.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Going for Black Stripe, so this is bloody serious. First my own Taegeuk, then a random one. Then kicking and sparring.<br /><br />I am so dead.<br /><br />Nervousness is really annoying. At least I won't be alone.<br /><br />Violence: Never be alone.<br /><br />Emo: He's doing that again! OH GOD, WHY'S HE GOT A GUN TO MY HEAD! NO! HAVE MERCY!<br /><br />Mercy: You rang?<br /><br />Subconscious: *Knocks Mercy on the head with a frying pan* Out like a light. Carry on.<br /><br />Anyway....<br /><br />Yea..Bad feeling about it. Always nervous during grading, so probably will mess up slightly. But then slightly is already too much. Damn it.<br /><br />Logic: You need Ego, man.<br /><br />Speaking of him, where'd he go?<br /><br />Logic: You know your feminine side?<br /><br />I have one?<br /><br />Logic: Everyone has one. Yours was just buried six feet under. Anyway, Ego is helping to exhume and relocate the body.<br /><br />Oh.<br /><br />Hey, wait a damn minute. Why was I so nice this whole week? I mean, nicer than usual?<br /><br />Logic: Got me.<br /><br />Emo: NO! DON'T FUCKING SHOOT!<br /><br />Violence: Ten seconds to give me my cash.<br /><br />*Bang*<br /><br />Violence: Whoops, I miscounted. I meant one second. Hey, someone help me search his wallet.<br /><br />Subconscious: Oh, niceness thought it would be cool to be in control for once. And for some strange reason, you didn't try to stop him...<br /><br />Shutup.<br /><br />Logic: Ooooo...It's because of-*Gets shot in the leg* OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Violence: I slipped, I swear!<br /><br />Logic: I'm gonna sic your worse fear on you! Insanity, get him!<br /><br />Insanity: Yee-haw!<br /><br />Violence: Where'd you get that nuke!? No, don't set it-<br /><br />*Insert loud, terrifying explosion here*<br /><br />Fuck this.<br /><br />I'm going to go take over the world.<br /><br />~CSF<br /></span></span>TheManiacalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02093710740123104846noreply@blogger.com0