Ze Reccesion

Everyone's head at least once, someone bitching about the recession.

About people losing jobs, people becoming poor hobos, all that jazz...George Bush not becoming preside-

Wait, that has nothing to do with it.

Or does it?

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I smell conspiracy...Or is that just me? *sniff* Nope, conspiracy.

OBVIOUSLY BUSH KNEW THE RECESSION WAS COMING SO HE LEFT OBAMA WITH A FUCKING HUGE MESS TO DEAL WITH! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

...Okeeeeeaaaay....Ignore that.

Anyway, instead of whining, here are some ways to help the with getting over the recession.

1. Do your part, revert to the Stone age, start hunting instead of buying food. Build your own home by chopping wood, start rearing livestock then murdering them for fun. For entertainment, watch 'Fern Growth demolition derby', or 'The Amazing Race: Stay-at-home-because-you-are-a-lazy-bastard edition'

But remember to go to a place devoid of life and away from civilization, and if the authorities knock on your door, remember, they got no nut'in on ya.

2. Instead of using power from power plants, go back to the time where power meant someone running on a hamster wheel. Maybe even get some of your enemies to run on the wheel to generate power.

3. Remember, your body produces energy. Farting continuously for around 7 years gives you enough energy to equal an atomic bomb. Think about it! Harness that energy and you can have fart-powered power stations!

4. Also, since so much money is spent on repairing the damage from the greenhouse effect, do your part to help. Stop using cars, stop using all technology, and stop breathing to reduce your Co2 footprint. Also, this method helps with dealing with the expanding population problem as well! Double whammy.

5. Also, because of the population problem, and the money it costs to have kids. Simple solution, stop having wild sex and orgies. And don't have SWS. It's the main cause of STDs. Sex While Stupid kills, and creates a whole lotta problems.

That's all I have for today, stay tuned for more pointless solutions to problems that don't really matter!

[-K~}