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Monday, April 13, 2009

Oh I...Do not see.

What's with people and the stereotype that sleeping in class is bad?

Sure, we miss a few probably important pointers, but if we try to stay awake, we won't be alert enough to concentrate anyway, either way, we don't get what you're saying.

...

Okay, random rant over. Thanks for the attention.

You know? I've had it with this.

This lousy, f#@%ing retarded blaming of computers for causing deaths.

Sure, a few people died playing games, but it's not like the game creators intended for that to happen, right?

Advertising guy: Hey! Our game is so good, apparently people forgot to live!
Advertising guy: Let's put it in our ad!

...Or maybe not.

Look, it's not the computers fault that people are dying from gaming. It's not like the computer's gonna go 'PLAY! PLAY!' and put a freaking gun to your head.

That would be interesting, though.

But, that's not happening. It's the idiots who play the games that causes the deaths.

Gamer: Yes! I beat the 174 hr of nonstop gaming record!
Gamer: Oh no! I forgot to breathe three hours ago! *Dies*

That's just retarded.

It's like guns. It's not guns that kill people, people do.

Wait...The guns help though.

Bad analogy.

Okay, it's not the Sun that gives skin cancer, it's the idiots who sun tan 64 hours straight that get the skin cancer.

See? It makes sense.

Speaking of suntanning, isn't the idea fundamentally flawed? I mean, people for some reason wants to appear dark. The trade off is the risk of skin cancer.

Idiot: Ohes Noes! I got skin cancer!
Idiot: Then again, I look prettier.

Bad trade off. Really bad.

If you wanna appear dark, splash black/brown paint on yourself for fucks sake.

Then again, you would absorb so much heat that you would overheat to death.

FUN.

No, not really.

~CSF

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