I is bored. So I does this

Yea, I'm bored. Bored. Bored. Bored.

So I wrote this.


So there was a person named...Um...Let's call him PAP. And he's small. In fact, he's smaller than small. He's puny. And there's another kid, called...Let's say, Singapore. Now, Singapore's not exactly rich, but he/she is...Richer than most.

And then there's the big hulking brute. Let's call him...ERP. ERP is a big, mean son-of-a-bitch. He always picks on the little guys and take their cash. Not exactly the sort of person you'd like to encounter. And he has a gang! They control the many routes Singapore can use to go home. Let's call them: PIE, AYE, SLE, BKE, CTE, TPE, KJE, ECP, and KPE. Now, they're a dormant gang, the ERP's they don't usually cause trouble.

Then, one day, PAP was such a spendrift that he ran out of money. Poor little bastard. SO he went home and asked his mother, "Mommy, can I have more money?"
His mother, then replied, "No, that was your allowance for the week. You'll just have to work for it."
Of course, the term 'work' was not in PAP's vocabulary, so he got super pissed and threw a gigantic tantrum.

On a completely unrelated note, the Labour Front lost the elections, YET AGAIN.

Anyway, PAP then hatched an idea. Using his charm, and knowing that Singapore always seemed to have money, he went to have a talk with the ERP gang. Then they came to an agreement:

The ERP gang would beat up Singapore everyday when he goes home, then take his money. Half would go to PAP, the other half would stay with the ERP gang.

So it started. When Singapore used any of the routes mentioned, he would have his $1 taken and half would be given to PAP.

So, the moral is this: PAP is a dick, ERP is a bitch, and Singapore needs to learn to bash up the ERP gang.


....That made no sense at all

So-

*Beep* One dollar.

Hey, what gives!?

*Beep*One Dollar.

PAP: Ha! I have a new avenue for money! Blogs!

Subconscious?

Subconscious: Way ahead of you. ======l============>

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Hehehe...

*Beep*One dollar.

Oh, just shut up.

Person doing the beeps: Awww....=( *Runs away crying*

********One dollar.

PAP: Um...I never knew Singapore had Swords and Axes....

Neither did I. BWAHAHAHA!!!

Subconscious: BWAHAHAHA!!

-The following scene is deleted for extreme Violence and gore-

Ahem.

With that outta the way, I'd just like to say that this is the worse holidays ever. I have absolutely nothing to do.

Bugger...Air Crash Investigation is gonna be on soon. Seeya.

[~K~]