Exams? Phhft

The idea for exams is...How should I put it...F...Fu...Fu-something....

Fundamentally flawed. Yes, that's it. Damn you for thinking something else.

Okay, you give us a stack of 4-20 sheets of paper stapled together to complete in a specified amount of time, and will be graded.

If you pass, it's, "Yay you. Have fun."

If you fail, it's, "OMIGOSH! YOU ARE SOOOO FUCKED UP IN YOUR FUTURE! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE~!!!!!!"

...Yea. That's very encouraging. You get an A1 for raising our morale, exams.

And by A1, I mean F9.

You know? Instead of getting papers back, we're better off with a slip of paper going:

"Hey, guess what? You passed. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. So um...Keep it up, 'cause there's tons more coming your way. Cheers"

Or

"Hey, you failed. Who knew? Anyway, since you failed, your life is going to end in tears, I just know it. Sucks to be you. You're a complete and total loser. Get over it, 'cause there's more coming your way."

Just thought I'd give myself a voice to this matter.

Cheerio

~CSF