....Now with 100% Senselessness!

Yes, it's another boredom induced post.

So, that must mean a Satirical skit, eh?

NO! WRONG! WRONG, WRONG, AND WRONG AGAIN!
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Forget it, a funny skit it is.


...And then there are those who are, in kinder terms, retarded and unlucky. Take Iraq, or any middle eastern country for instance. They go, "We found oil!"
Then the US will come in and say, "We want it. Give it to us. NOW."
And of course, Middle Eastern will go, "Well, what if we don't wanna?"
And then the US declares war, things go boom, they go, "IMA FIRIN MA LAZOR!" and pummel those countries to the ground, then grind them to tiny bite sized bits. Then, when they win, they go, "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
Of course, Middle Eastern people will start strapping bombs to themselves and BAM! Synchronised Bombing. The NEWEST Olympics event on the block.
So to them, it's Pray, strap explosives to selves, blow shit up(Hopefully US shit), go heaven...Blah, blah, blah.

And then George Bush wanna attack Iran? It's like a fucking Commercial...

'Presenting, the newest and strongest rack on the market, the I-RAQ(Rack)! It can hold bombs, tanks, explosives....*Insert shit here*'

Then, a few years later...

'Broke your I-RAQ? How about the I-RAN.....?'

And that Olympics tagline? 'One world, One dream?' I betcha George Bush is sitting in one corner, going all. "And that world is MINE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Gimme a break. He couldn't take over a fucking country without explosives. Of course, I think Iran and Iraq is run by Apple. Yet two more failure products from the Ipod.

That reminds me of a Halo match. You see, there was this guy, called Ipod, and his buddy, Ipod(1) and here's what happened.

'Aww...Ipods Down again!'
'Well, at least we have a-Whoops. He's down too.'
'Freaking Apple products!'

Why the hell did he have to call himself 'Ipod'? Of course he would get killed.

And that's it for today,

[~K~]

And this is [~K~] going 'SHOOP DA WHOOP!'

Subconscious: IMMA FIRIN MA LAZOR!

Oh, shut up. That's getting old.

Subconscious: Dude...DUDE...

Don't take my style, dude. Not cool, dude.

Subconscious: You suck.

You mean, YOU suck.

Subconscious: No, I mean, I suck...SHIT!

Ha!

[~K~]