Last post of 'e day

I can hear you guys cheering.

Stop it.

I hate your happiness.

Just adding a bit of humor to this otherwise deadpan blog.

Subconscious: Damn right. Without us, this blog is like a piece of plywood.

Violence: *Pumps shotgun* Hell yea!

Enough, we get the damn point. Just thought it'd be interesting to have a conversation with you guys.

Logic: You're actually talking to us? I don't know who I am anymore.

Emo: THE END IS NIGH! REPENT! REPENT ALL SINNERS, AND YOU SHALL BE FORGIVEN!

0o. Okkkeeeeaaaayyy....

Logic: Oh, ignore him, he's all a prophet of doom nowadays.

Emo: Nothing has a point anymore!

Pessimism: Snap out of it bro! *Double slap*

-It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!-

Emo: (-14 hp) *slash*

(Depressing sound)

-It's not really effective...-

Pessimism: Ha! *Double slap! AGAIN!*

-It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!-

Emo: (-16hp) *Rock throw!*

(Neutral sound)

Pessimism: (-10 hp)-

STOP THE POKEMON FOR FUCKS SAKE! IT'S KILLING ALL OF US! GAH!

Emo: Well, Sorry, your highness. *glares*

My glare kills. *Glares back*

Emo: *Dies* Hey, I'm still alive!

Logic: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!

(Frrrzzzap)

Emo: Still alive!

Optimism: OHES NOES! USE THE ROFLCOPTER

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! CAN THE INTERNET MEMES! IT'S FLARGING ANNOYING!

Pessimism: Contain the anger, you must.

Optimism: Emo...I...Am...Your...Father...

Emo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Violence: May the force be with you, young padawan.

Treachery: The force is in you...

Great. Star wars. What's next?

Insanity: With great power comes great responsibility.

Spider man. NEXT!

Common Sense: -

Wait. What's he doing here? GET HIM! *Everyone tackles common sense, creating a new crater, called CS crater.*

Emo: MOSH PIT! YEEHAW!

Stop! Stop!

Treachery: Why? *Aims handgun at Violence*

Violence: *Blows a hole in treachery* Ahh...Nothing like a shotgun.

Okay. you know? Enough humor. Let's end this.


~CSF

Subconscious: You haven't seen the last of us, coppers!

Oh shut up.