New MSN Screenie. The world's ending.

I changed my MSN screen name, it's a bloody miracle!

I know!

It's now not Catastrophic System Failure. That wasn't as catchy as I thought it would be. It's now Schizophrenia.

And of Tagboards I shall be known as Schizo. So take note, and don't freaking bash the guy who tags as Schizo.

With that outta the way....


COW TURD PARALYZES MAN FROM NECK DOWN.

Heard this one form my tuition friend, who heard form this Vlog on Youtube. Called Fluffietalks. Look it up. Guy's fucking hilarious.

Anyway, apparently a cow was being airlifted when it decided to take a crap. That crap fell and hit someone in the head and paralyzed him from the neck down.

Now, that's either

a) Karma was being a bitch
b) Wrong place, wrong time
c) He was Unlucky.

I mean, it's not like I can just walk out there and get hit in the head with bird crap and get paralyzed from the neck down, right?

Dude must have been like

"Hey, look, what's that, SHIT! *Get's hit*"

Dammit, he should've gone out in a more dignified manner. Getting hit in the head by cow shit and paralyzed from the neck down, that's God messing with you. Or the Grim Reaper was bored. Depends on how you look at it.

Dying because you sky dived, landed on somebody, survived and was run over by a truck...Now that's death.

In fact, that's retarded.

Schizo: Hey, Subconscious, watcha up to now?

Subconscious: Nothing much. Let's go locate and kill feminine side again.

Schizo: ...Cool. Let's roll.

Ignore those two.

Anyway,

Signing off.