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Eh, gonna have a shit day today, even though it's just like any other normal Saturday to me.

FIrstly, Tuition. I really hate my fucking Chinese Tuition. It doesn't even help. All I do is just sleep, cuz it's so boring. And it's 2 fucking hours long. Damn it.

Then I have 2 hours of rest before TaeKwonDo. Usually that doesn't bother me, but then since we did a mock grading last week, I bet today is sparring/kicking/sparring techniques. SO it's gonna suck. I don't mind sparring, but then you get blisters all over your foot from sliding. Kicking is good, as long as you don't hit the hard bit of the sand bag.

...Sigh...Woke up at 6 am today again. Thought it was a school day. Fuck. 5 hours of sleep just isn't enough for me to be really energized. Good luck to me on surviving the day...

Also, I found out that you need to be only 16 to join the Singapore Youth Aviation club. Woohoo! Awesome! So at 16 I can signup and start flying! I think...

Speaking of planes...

I made a lego plane, a remake. Started out as a Russian Sukhoi SU-37 'Flanker', but I added elements of the Swedish Saab Viggen....Then the British Hawker Hunter...And a bit of the EuroFighter Typhoon.

And I added parts of my imagination to it. Like laser blasters, electroplasma launchers, EMP pulse blasters, and of course, I couldn't forget about the planes that started it all: WWII era. So I imagined it had machine guns in the wings, like the famous WWII planes: Supermarine Spitfire, Hawker Hurricane, P-51 Mustang, Messerchmit BF-109, Messerchmit BF-110...

Also, I'm making an interceptor model, based on the Mikoyan-29 'Foxbat/fox hound', with a few elements of the US interceptor/fighter, the F-22 Raptor, then a bit of the Japanese F-2. And also, must have elements of the RAF Harrier.

And I'm making a bomber too, it's gonna be based on the B-52 Stratofortress, a bit of A-10 Thunderbolt II, and just a bit of the B-1B Lancer, and the B-2 Spirit.

Of course, I'll need a lot of pieces, so....Lego Star wars, here I come!

[~K~]

[~K~]

Stuff and Watchmen all around!

Ahh...Just finished watching a comedy thing by British comedian Eddie Izzard again. Really made my day.

*Ahem* anyway, today we had a debate in class. Too bad vulgarities and rebuttals weren't allowed, otherwise I'd had more to say, like:
"You're all fuckers! We're right, and you're wrong!"
"We're saying Yes because you're saying No...Not much of a point, is there?"
"We're a communist party. Agree with us or we'll kill you all."
"Agree with us! Or we'll crack your bones!"
"...*Breaks fingers* See our point now?"

Ok...Maybe not exactly like that, but you get the idea. Btw, the 1st and 4th were inspired by watching Eddie Izzard. The last one is based on my favourite superhero, Rorschach. From Watchmen. Speaking of which...



Right, so, um...Right. Anyway, I've got a creative spark all of a sudden. Made a lego plane, and a bomber. Also made an interceptor, a fighter...A Bionicle based figurine...Um..I think that's it.

Oh ya, does anyone notice a trend in America's war thing? It's like the always come in during the last few years of the war, then they take all the glory. World war I ended in 1918, the US came in during 1918, had a few months of a good fight, and got the glory. World war II ended in 1945, US came in during 1943. It's like their going, "I think the war's going to end...Quick, let's go in and do a bit of work, then take the glory!"

Not that I hate them...Although Vietnam was a bad move, so was Iraq...Heck, practically everything they did after WWII was a bad move, except for the space thing.

I think that's all I have for today. seeya.

[~K~]

....Now with 100% Senselessness!

Yes, it's another boredom induced post.

So, that must mean a Satirical skit, eh?

NO! WRONG! WRONG, WRONG, AND WRONG AGAIN!
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...

Forget it, a funny skit it is.


...And then there are those who are, in kinder terms, retarded and unlucky. Take Iraq, or any middle eastern country for instance. They go, "We found oil!"
Then the US will come in and say, "We want it. Give it to us. NOW."
And of course, Middle Eastern will go, "Well, what if we don't wanna?"
And then the US declares war, things go boom, they go, "IMA FIRIN MA LAZOR!" and pummel those countries to the ground, then grind them to tiny bite sized bits. Then, when they win, they go, "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
Of course, Middle Eastern people will start strapping bombs to themselves and BAM! Synchronised Bombing. The NEWEST Olympics event on the block.
So to them, it's Pray, strap explosives to selves, blow shit up(Hopefully US shit), go heaven...Blah, blah, blah.

And then George Bush wanna attack Iran? It's like a fucking Commercial...

'Presenting, the newest and strongest rack on the market, the I-RAQ(Rack)! It can hold bombs, tanks, explosives....*Insert shit here*'

Then, a few years later...

'Broke your I-RAQ? How about the I-RAN.....?'

And that Olympics tagline? 'One world, One dream?' I betcha George Bush is sitting in one corner, going all. "And that world is MINE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Gimme a break. He couldn't take over a fucking country without explosives. Of course, I think Iran and Iraq is run by Apple. Yet two more failure products from the Ipod.

That reminds me of a Halo match. You see, there was this guy, called Ipod, and his buddy, Ipod(1) and here's what happened.

'Aww...Ipods Down again!'
'Well, at least we have a-Whoops. He's down too.'
'Freaking Apple products!'

Why the hell did he have to call himself 'Ipod'? Of course he would get killed.

And that's it for today,

[~K~]

And this is [~K~] going 'SHOOP DA WHOOP!'

Subconscious: IMMA FIRIN MA LAZOR!

Oh, shut up. That's getting old.

Subconscious: Dude...DUDE...

Don't take my style, dude. Not cool, dude.

Subconscious: You suck.

You mean, YOU suck.

Subconscious: No, I mean, I suck...SHIT!

Ha!

[~K~]

I is bored. So I does this

Yea, I'm bored. Bored. Bored. Bored.

So I wrote this.


So there was a person named...Um...Let's call him PAP. And he's small. In fact, he's smaller than small. He's puny. And there's another kid, called...Let's say, Singapore. Now, Singapore's not exactly rich, but he/she is...Richer than most.

And then there's the big hulking brute. Let's call him...ERP. ERP is a big, mean son-of-a-bitch. He always picks on the little guys and take their cash. Not exactly the sort of person you'd like to encounter. And he has a gang! They control the many routes Singapore can use to go home. Let's call them: PIE, AYE, SLE, BKE, CTE, TPE, KJE, ECP, and KPE. Now, they're a dormant gang, the ERP's they don't usually cause trouble.

Then, one day, PAP was such a spendrift that he ran out of money. Poor little bastard. SO he went home and asked his mother, "Mommy, can I have more money?"
His mother, then replied, "No, that was your allowance for the week. You'll just have to work for it."
Of course, the term 'work' was not in PAP's vocabulary, so he got super pissed and threw a gigantic tantrum.

On a completely unrelated note, the Labour Front lost the elections, YET AGAIN.

Anyway, PAP then hatched an idea. Using his charm, and knowing that Singapore always seemed to have money, he went to have a talk with the ERP gang. Then they came to an agreement:

The ERP gang would beat up Singapore everyday when he goes home, then take his money. Half would go to PAP, the other half would stay with the ERP gang.

So it started. When Singapore used any of the routes mentioned, he would have his $1 taken and half would be given to PAP.

So, the moral is this: PAP is a dick, ERP is a bitch, and Singapore needs to learn to bash up the ERP gang.


....That made no sense at all

So-

*Beep* One dollar.

Hey, what gives!?

*Beep*One Dollar.

PAP: Ha! I have a new avenue for money! Blogs!

Subconscious?

Subconscious: Way ahead of you. ======l============>

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Hehehe...

*Beep*One dollar.

Oh, just shut up.

Person doing the beeps: Awww....=( *Runs away crying*

********One dollar.

PAP: Um...I never knew Singapore had Swords and Axes....

Neither did I. BWAHAHAHA!!!

Subconscious: BWAHAHAHA!!

-The following scene is deleted for extreme Violence and gore-

Ahem.

With that outta the way, I'd just like to say that this is the worse holidays ever. I have absolutely nothing to do.

Bugger...Air Crash Investigation is gonna be on soon. Seeya.

[~K~]

Eh, good day for me

What a (Not so) awesome day.

My mom took me to Peninsula plaza and I (Finally) got my new axe.

Subconscious: Singapore actually sells axes!? 0.0

You mean this? =========/==\ The one I'm about to kill you with?
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Subconscious: Shutting up now.

Anyway, by axe, see 'slang for guitar'. I got a black Ibanez RG350EX. Not exactly the JEM, but now that I have it, it feels awesome! I can at last slide to frets 20-24 without difficulty. And it has 2 humbuckers! Awesome! It's really worth it. Only $700++ I expected it to be at least $1000++.

Anyhoo...

I'm still going to use my old guitar, albeit in more experimental ways, like drop tunings, guitar tricks....Etc, etc. I'll use it if my band calls for more lead riffs than rhythmic riffs...Or if they decide to switch me to lead...

Anyway, seeya later guys.


[~K~]

Subconscious: Help! I'm stuck with an Axe murderer!

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Hehehehe...